Ahw

Bob was a guy a nice guy he liked to jump. Bob jumped every where. To the store hop hop to the park hop hop and to his house. One day bob jumped in the sewer and got stuck. he had to find a way out he poked a stick at the wall and gave up! He looked around and saw a portal gun he shot through the sewer hole some where and on the ground. Then he hopped in the portal and suffocated in a balloon. 

Moral: don't buy balloons